Figuring out whether Quackers was a girl or a boy was NOT easy! Sure, a bunch of "duck pros" and more than just a few old farmer-types have told me to just "flip the duck over and look". Oh, sure. And then I'll give the cat a soothing bubble bath!

I don't know WHAT these people are thinking, but "flipping" a flapping, squirming, bupping bundle of feathers is no small task! Nevermind the fact that, once they are flipped, you STILL have to poke around because BOTH sexes have indoor plumbing!!

Faggedaboudit!

All anyone needs to do to sex their duck is give them some mud!

Notice the delicate and gentile way that Quackers has applied her MUD PACK? She also enjoys soaking in a good MUD BATH to pamper her imPECKable feather fluffification.

Mud Baths? Mud packs? Obsessively Pampered Ducky Preenification to EGGact perfection? well ... DUH .. course she's a GIRLY DUCK ... ummm ... isn't she???

Did someone say "MUD"????!!!

Quackers just FLIPS over a good mud bath!!